Jacksonville is at the forefront of innovation. We have private cars to take people to work, shop at the mall, to the beach. We don't need old fashioned, gas guzzling buses, since we can just chop down trees and widen our roads. No need for trains either, what with the tracks all over our roads, and the thought of having to ride them with other people. When it comes to transportation, we are in-de-pen-dent. We drive our own, and the bigger the car, the more patriotic we are. Bicyclers, stop wasting your time and energy pedaling away, private transportation is the way of the future, and road building forever the path to a stronger and more stable economy. Who cares about those birds anyway? Please contact your representative today, and ask them for more opportunities for oil. More roads, more cars, more progress.
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